“Dude…Bernie.” (Some mascots show up at Bernie’s house with a theremin.) *Note: I misspelled “Theremin” as “Theramin” - I should really know better
-J. Lemont of The Catlantis
Cuban baseball card of Eustaquio Pedroso - Wiki Commons: public domain
Cuban baseball card of Eufemio Abreu - Wiki Commons: public domain
Cuban baseball card of Emilio Palmero - Wiki Commons; public domain
Cuban baseball card of Bienvenido Jiménez - Wiki Commons: public domain
We understand Latin, and perhaps we also understand which side our bread is buttered. Beauty has its drawbacks: we know that. Wherefore beauty then? Why not rather aim at size, at the sublime, the gigantic, that which moves the masses?—And to repeat, it is easier to be titanic than to be beautiful; we know that.
You can have your Farah Fawcetts in bathing suits and pens that, when turned upside down, reveal a lady in a compromising position. I’ll take a stirrup socked woman who can paint the outside corner with a slider any day.